Game 69: Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers

Twins

First Pitch: 5:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: Bless You Boys

Time to watch the game again,
The year a slog in June.
See the title, start to laugh
And confirm you’re not immune.

‘Cause it’s the sex meme number;
Though the prudish slumber,
We still chuckle, driving them insane.
Can we assume
It will resume
Again?

And many teams say it’s too much
To let a player don.
Twenty-two in history
Were allowed to put it on

‘Cause it’s the sex meme number
And it must encumber
Those who think that baseball must be plain.
Can we assume
It will subsume?

The season unnerves, but humor deserves a light.
A number unworn related to porn at sight?
No need to be polite:

Sex meme number,
As they swing their lumber,
Keeps us up throughout this lost campaign:
Bloom,
Zoom,
Again.

Time to watch the game, and then
The jokes can all balloon…

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