Bruce Arians, Jay Feely, more. Putting a price on Cardinals 'cameos'

Not the musicians who brought us “Word Up” some 40 years ago, we’re talking about the “pay for a celebrity to talk to you” people, a company founded in 2017.

With the NFL firmly on our radar, what better time to flex for your friends at that fantasy draft party? Cameo has a wide variety of NFL athletes, past and present, who will offer a personal recording.

And the Arizona Cardinals‘ page is rife with interesting options.

Want to talk football or drinks? Dial up Bruce Arians, baby.

How about a combo opportunity to talk ASU football, Cardinals and maybe mushrooms? Jake Plummer is available.

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Cameo’s platform connects fans with celebs, athletes and other notable personalities through personalized video messages and interactive experiences. Those on the Cameo roster can build direct connections with fans.

What’s it worth to you? Well, Arians’ rate is near the top, with a listing of $500+.

(The plus sign means there are up-charge options.)

Paris Johnson Jr. can talk about this season for $99+, and for a dollar more, you can talk about NFL kickers — and current politics, perhaps — with congressional candidate Jay Feely.

Short-time Cardinals players include Emmitt Smith ($750+), Jim McMahon ($199+) and Dexter Manley ($175+).

If you are part of the Cardinals fan base offended by the 2001 “armpit” insult from Simeon Rice, you can book the big guy for a $75+ bargain rate.

For the longtime Cardinals fans out there, choose from among Aeneas Williams, Steve Beuerlein, Seth Joyner and more.

For preseason football gatherings, fans can order up personalized videos that reveal their fantasy league’s draft order, welcome managers, talk trash, and can assign their league’s last-place punishment.