Miley Cyrus & Maxx Morando’s ‘Sneaky’ Kyoto Proposal Isn’t the Fairytale Everyone Thinks

Miley Cyrus is engaged. Maxx Morando pulled it off in Kyoto, and he’s calling the whole thing “sneaky.” Cherry blossoms, secret planning, the works. It’s the kind of proposal that lights up a group chat. Perfectly art-directed. Perfectly private. Perfectly Miley. And yet, sitting here as a couples therapist who works with high-achieving partners in…