10 things that lasted longer than Katie Zacharia’s time as White House press secretary

• Katie Zacharia is out as White House press secretary after five days on the job.
• That’s likely a record for the shortest-serving White House press secretary in history.
• Here are 10 other things that last longer than Zacharia’s time in the White House.

A hard-boiled egg in the fridge: 7 days

Maybe we shouldn’t point this out unless we want Apple to realize there are shorter things than the company’s free-trial policy.

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries: 72 days

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian married NBA player Kris Humphries on August 20, 2011. She filed for divorce on October 31, 2011.

To be fair, this may still be more of a reflection on Kardashian than on Zacharia. You would hope a marriage lasts longer than five days, right? Then again, this is the longest thing on the list, so you go, Kim!